FAT AMERICA
Another week has gone by and I am so bored now. Last week I was spending 16 hours at school looking at a computer. The report had to be turned in on Monday and now we are off around 5 p.m. I have been going to the gym to take up my time but every night I am just staring at the TV.
The TV, over 900 channels and nothing is ever on. I cannot believe America has gone to this. Channels 01-100 are regular channels. 100-200 are the exact same channels. 200-300 are paid regular channels, 300-400 are Hispanic channels, 400-500 are movie channels with some pre-paid. I don't even know what 500-900 are, 900-999 are radio stations. WHAT THE HELL!!!! Also, a TRIPLE WHOPPER??? Who the hell eats that? Oh, yeah, Americans. At times like this, I should just stay in Asia. I like getting a large soda which is an American medium. I like getting 2 yard bird legs instead of 1/2 a chicken. As I look around this ugly city, all I see is large people complaining about everything. No one is nice, everyone drives like shit.
I know that I might be bitching alot but I don't care, I have been here for 3 weeks and I am not impressed. I just pray my next living country is another Asian one, NEVER SEND ME BACK!!
The TV, over 900 channels and nothing is ever on. I cannot believe America has gone to this. Channels 01-100 are regular channels. 100-200 are the exact same channels. 200-300 are paid regular channels, 300-400 are Hispanic channels, 400-500 are movie channels with some pre-paid. I don't even know what 500-900 are, 900-999 are radio stations. WHAT THE HELL!!!! Also, a TRIPLE WHOPPER??? Who the hell eats that? Oh, yeah, Americans. At times like this, I should just stay in Asia. I like getting a large soda which is an American medium. I like getting 2 yard bird legs instead of 1/2 a chicken. As I look around this ugly city, all I see is large people complaining about everything. No one is nice, everyone drives like shit.
I know that I might be bitching alot but I don't care, I have been here for 3 weeks and I am not impressed. I just pray my next living country is another Asian one, NEVER SEND ME BACK!!
posted by Alex Ander at 10:01 AM
5 Comments:
my mom is goimg to murder you! regardless of how fat america is, you gotta go back sometime! kisses.
OH Buddy! you are so pushing it. Maybe if you tried coming HOME instead of being in strange backwoods... no, that won't work... but it is time to bring my baby home, at least for a visit.
Guys who come from a "farm" should not bitch about people eating food. Oh yeah and DO NOT talk this crack when you do get home sarge. Even if you don't like what we look like we like you. Kisses too.
Ah Alex, hope your week was better. and Yes we are fat. Noticed it right away when I returned from Japan. Just a sea of big bodies. I too hope you all can come home soon.
PS: answer your phone sometime.
Promise I will be good:)
Welcome to the culture shock we all experience when we come back here...wait until you have to move here...you'll be up our way for sure...it is much nicer here, I promise.
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