Pack Up
It is time again, time for me to start my travels soon. I have been home for a month and this is the longest I have been home in a long time. My kids love me, my dog will miss me, and my wife can be a single mom again. I know that it all sounds bad but it is the life that we live. To tell you the truth, if you took us out of this life we would probably freak out. "Oh my God, we are in prison!!!!" he He
I am off to the sunny and redneck state of North Carolina. I will be there for about 3 months and living in a suite. I asked if they did laundry and the receptionist laughed at me. I swear, give me Asia or give me death!!!! I will not know what to do. No mint on my pillow, no one to come in my room at 6 p.m. to "down" my bed for me (pull the covers in a diagonal, put the slippers at the edge of the bed on the floor, get out the laundry bag tray so I can put my dirty cloths in it, and put a cold bottle of water on the nightstand), no one to call for room service, no stocked fridge with my favorite drinks, and no massage specialists. What has AMERICA come too???
On top of it all, everything that I am there to learn is stuff that I learned before in different schools. So, I am praying that it is at least challenging. I promised myself that I would go to the gym, run, and not party too hard. But you never know what will happen. I will probably go out once, see that I am paying $12.00 a jack and coke and then decide to become a monk. He he
If anyone will want to call me (it will be cheap because the phone number will be stateside) just give me an email with the following information: NAME, SSN, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, AND WHY I SHOULD TALK TO YOU!! Ha ha. I am just being mean. Speaking of mean, I ran across a pretty good joke the other day. (Women, don't hate the player just hate the game!!)
I am off to the sunny and redneck state of North Carolina. I will be there for about 3 months and living in a suite. I asked if they did laundry and the receptionist laughed at me. I swear, give me Asia or give me death!!!! I will not know what to do. No mint on my pillow, no one to come in my room at 6 p.m. to "down" my bed for me (pull the covers in a diagonal, put the slippers at the edge of the bed on the floor, get out the laundry bag tray so I can put my dirty cloths in it, and put a cold bottle of water on the nightstand), no one to call for room service, no stocked fridge with my favorite drinks, and no massage specialists. What has AMERICA come too???
On top of it all, everything that I am there to learn is stuff that I learned before in different schools. So, I am praying that it is at least challenging. I promised myself that I would go to the gym, run, and not party too hard. But you never know what will happen. I will probably go out once, see that I am paying $12.00 a jack and coke and then decide to become a monk. He he
If anyone will want to call me (it will be cheap because the phone number will be stateside) just give me an email with the following information: NAME, SSN, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, AND WHY I SHOULD TALK TO YOU!! Ha ha. I am just being mean. Speaking of mean, I ran across a pretty good joke the other day. (Women, don't hate the player just hate the game!!)
Scientist have discovered
that most women will,
at some time contain
intelligent DNA.
unfortunately 95%
will spit it out.
I know, how disgusting!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Well, since I just pissed off the whole female gender. As the North Carolinians say to their spouses... "C-ya later Cousin!!"
posted by Alex Ander at 12:20 PM
1 Comments:
you're not gone yet, so concivably i can still kick your ass. better watch your back. *smooches*
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